Below is the journal of Gangsta Trash Barbie :

Monday, July 25th, 2005
05:52 am	All Hail Der Fatass! "Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless." -Adolf Hitler "Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future." -Adolf Hitler "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." -Karl Marx Current Mood: authoritarian Current Music: Wagner
Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
06:58 am	Ready 2 Tanqueray, BIATCH? Current Mood: ready 2 fuck shit up Current Music: Ride Wit Us
Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
11:52 pm	Free iPods I've got free iPods, y'alls. Step right up and get yer free iPod.... Click on the ad to see all the great feedbacks left by my satisfied customers on my SENZ8TNL1 ebay account.... After you get past all the negative ones, you can see that I even bid on my own items with one of my other ebay accounts (check out the 16th entry). Yup, that's me, MANDI525, a worthless, shill bidding, scamming piece of White Gangsta Trash. Were you a victim of one of my scams? Have your voice be heard in my guestbook! Current Mood: evil Current Music: Daft Punk - Technologic
Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
02:38 pm	THE FOLLOWING IS A BREAKING NEWS ALERT FROM JOHN WALSH Above: Melissa Robinson featured on this week's episode of America's Most Wanted. Hello, America. I'm John Walsh. Today is Saturday, July 2nd, and to date your tips have lead to the capture of 837 fugitives. But tonight we need your help. A ruthless fatass bitch is on the run in the Midwest and she is armed and dangerous. She goes by the name Gangsta Trash Barbie. Authorities have labeled her the GTB Killer. If you have any information please contact us at AMW immediately. Click HERE for more information on GTB. And remember, you can make a difference!
Friday, July 1st, 2005
05:06 am	Gangsta Trash Barbie Receives Donut Academy Award Above: DQ names new "Moolatte" after obese donut enthusiast Melissa Robinson in Omaha, Nebraska. I am at a loss fer werds..... This is such an honor. I didn't even prepare a speech cuz I never thought that you'd give me this oppertunity. But you really picked me. You named a 2,000 calorie blended coffee drink after me. (wiping away tears). There are so many people to thank... everybody from the Academy.... the generous cops at Dairy Queen and Dunkin' Donuts for having faith in me and always having time for a "twenty".... Nizzle, the imaginary love of my life.... and last but certainly not least, the good people at the Jerry Springer Show for providing me with a year's worth of donuts..... this wouldn't have been possible without all of yer support, really.... And yer even gonna use the four flavors I had in mind: Creamy Cholesterol-Caramel Swirl, Crack Cappuccino (sure to be Nizzle's favorite!), Mocha Violations, and Nicotine Sprinkled Dream. There goes my diet, y'alls...
Tuesday, June 28th, 2005
03:06 am	I lost 500 pounds in 2 weeks, y'all!! Well, I did it, y'all! I lost 500 pounds in 2 weeks on the Trim Spa diet!! I can't believe it, I can actually see my toes now. But that's 'cause of my saggy tits, I think. They've deflated to A cups now so I look like those chicks in National Geographic. Anyways, here's a pic I took this morning. Don't I look great? I am never going back to waffles and donuts and Whoppers again. No way. Not with me lookin' this good. It's just not worth it. I'm gonna start putting my portfolio together. Gonna try and take over the porn industry again, maybe get a job lapdancing here at a strip joint in Omaha. Maybe I'll even go back to escorting. It's so empowering to be able to prostitute myself again. Oh yeah, I been getting free espressos from Starbucks because I been sucking this guy's dick during his break. The caffeine really helps speed up losing my lardass. Don't tell Nizzle though cuz he'll get jealous. So I was thinkin'.....there's this bariatric surgeon that always takes his coffee break when I'm behind the counter takin' care of business. I wonder if I sucked his dick, would he help me out? I'd suck his dick everyday till the day I die for that. So I'm aiming to lose 400 more pounds before I leave next weekend. I CAN do it. Just gotta keep suckin' dick and downing expressos. Nizzle said he's gonna bring his ski mask and we can make a stop at the mall. Nothing like holding up the currency exchange and shoplifting new clothes in the big city!
Friday, June 17th, 2005
08:24 pm	One Decade Later Coworkers Still Plagued By Unpleasant Memories of Waffle House Bitch Friday, June 17, 2005 AMARILLO, TEXAS -- Nearly one decade after coworker Melissa Robinson was fired from Waffle House #534 in Amarillo, Texas, her coworkers appear to still harbor deep resentment over the traumatic events which unfolded during her time there. Four victims step forward to tell their stories of courage and triumph. Senior Job Harassment Investigator IVYLEAGUEXXX live on location. For full story click HERE.
Saturday, June 11th, 2005
02:52 pm	Citizens on High Alert as Midwest Fatass Looms on Small Arizona Town Saturday, June 11, 2005 NACO, ARIZONA -- Citizens on High Alert as Midwest Fatass Looms on Small Arizona Town In the Southwestern border town of Naco, Arizona, citizens prepare themselves for attack of the Midwest Fatass. Having already devastated many sections of Florida and Texas, and now thousands of miles from the Panhandle, the Fatass is bigger and stronger than ever. Governor Janet Napolitano has raised the Arizona threat level to ORANGE in response to similar actions taken by federal officials. "This is no joking matter," the Governor said today at a press conference, "the Fatass is on her way and she is hungry. I advise all citizens to stock up on canned food, stay indoors and let the state militia deal with this." Senior Border Patrol Correspondent IVYLEAGUEXXX reports. Click HERE for full coverage.
Thursday, June 9th, 2005
11:52 pm	Obese American Idol Coming Soon!!! Please stay tuned!!! Current Mood: dreaming Current Music: American Idol Theme Song
Sunday, June 5th, 2005
8:00 pm	Idea Just standing here in front of the mirror thinkin'....trying to figure out how I gained so much damn weight. It's not like I WANT to be fat or nuthin'. I just see those donuts on TV and I want them. Those fast food companies shouldn't be allowed to have commericals. They're so tricky. And they are all picking on me and it's not fair. They're making me fat and it just ain't fair, y'all! Well, you know what? I've had it!! I've decided to call Mr. Mandencrap tomorrow. I'm suing Burger King, y'all!! For crimes of obesity. Let the wheels of justice start a-turnin', y'all!! Current Mood: starving Current Music: Eat It - Weird Al
Friday, June 3rd, 2005
4:22 pm	If I Only Had A Crane I've got bad news y'all. The day before yesterday, I woke up and was going to make my first run for Krispy Kreme's (the good folks at Jerry upgraded it from a $500 gift certificate to an all-you-can-eat card vaild for 6 months, and they might extend it, too). Well, I put my muumuu on and then it happened. Turns out I have gotten so fat that I can't fit out the door to my bedroom no more. That whole morning was so crazy, as you might suspect, had to call the Omaha fire department and they had to dispatch a special cattle crane to come and knock out one of the walls. Turns out I weigh more than a metric ton now and the crane just couldn't take the immensity of my obese body. That crane fell right on its side (see pic below). Crazy shit, y'all. Thank God it happened on the first of the month, the day the rent was due. Current Mood: free Current Music: Cleaning Out My Closet - Eminem
Monday, May 30th, 2005
10:34 pm	MUNCHAUSEN BY INTERNET I think I found another affliction I have, y'all..... MUNCHAUSEN BY INTERNET: FAKING ILLNESS ONLINE by Marc D. Feldman Online Support for People with Illness The Internet is a medium of choice for millions of people who need health-related information. Medical websites have multiplied exponentially over the past several years. Thousands of virtual support groups have sprung up for those suffering from particular illnesses. Whether formatted as chat rooms, as newsgroups, or in other ways, they offer patients and families the chance to share their hopes, fears, and knowledge with others experiencing life as they are. These online groups can counter isolation and serve as bastions of understanding, deep concern, and even affection. Unfortunately, cyberspace resources are sometimes deliberately misused by people intent on deceiving others. False product claims in spam are perhaps the best-known example. But even in the relative intimacy of health support groups, individuals may choose to mislead others by pretending to have illnesses they do not. They divert the attention of the group toward their feigned battles with cancer, multiple sclerosis, anorexia nervosa, or other ailments. The eventual discovery of the deceptions can be devastating. One group member called it "emotional rape" to have cared so deeply about a person who lied to her and others from his first post on. Munchausen by Internet For decades, physicians have known about so-called factitious disorder, better known in its severe form as Munchausen syndrome (Feldman & Ford, 1995). Here, people willfully fake or produce illness to command attention, obtain lenience, act out anger, or control others. Though feeling well, they may bound into hospitals, crying out or clutching their chests with dramatic flair. Once admitted, they send the staff on one medical goose chase after another. If suspicions are raised or the ruse is uncovered, they quickly move on to a new hospital, town, state, or in the worst cases country. Like traveling performers, they simply play their role again. I coined the terms "virtual factitious disorder" (Feldman, Bibby, & Crites, 1998) and "Munchausen by Internet" (Feldman, 2000) to refer to people who simplify this "real-life" process by carrying out their deceptions online. Instead of seeking care at numerous hospitals, they gain new audiences merely by clicking from one support group to another. Under the guise of illness, they can also join multiple groups simultaneously. Using different names and accounts, they can even sign on to one group as a stricken patient, his frantic mother, and his distraught son all to make the ruse utterly convincing. Clues to Detection of False Claims Based on experience with two dozen cases of Munchausen by Internet, I have arrived at a list of clues to the detection of factititous Internet claims. The most important follow: the posts consistently duplicate material in other posts, in books, or on health-related websites; the characteristics of the supposed illness emerge as caricatures; near-fatal bouts of illness alternate with miraculous recoveries; claims are fantastic, contradicted by subsequent posts, or flatly disproved; there are continual dramatic events in the person's life, especially when other group members have become the focus of attention; there is feigned blitheness about crises (e.g., going into septic shock) that will predictably attract immediate attention; others apparently posting on behalf of the individual (e.g., family members, friends) have identical patterns of writing. Lessons Perhaps the most important lesson is that, while most people visiting support groups are honest, all members must balance empathy with circumspection. Group members should be especially careful about basing their own health care decisions on uncorroborated information supplied in groups. When Munchausen by Internet seems likely, it is best to have a small number of established members gently, empathically, and privately question the author of the dubious posts. Even though the typical response is vehement denial regardless of the strength of the evidence, the author typically will eventually disappear from the group. Remaining members may need to enlist help in processing their feelings, ending any bickering or blaming, and refocusing the group on its original laudable goal. References: Feldman, M.D. (2000): Munchausen by Internet: detecting factitious illness and crisis on the Internet. Southern Journal of Medicine, 93, 669-672 Feldman, M.D., Bibby, M., Crites, S.D. (1998): "Virtual" factitious disorders and Munchausen by proxy. Western Journal of Medicine, 168, 537-539 Feldman, M.D., Ford, C.V. (1995): Patient or Pretender: Inside the Strange World of Factitious Disorders. New York, John Wiley & Sons Current Mood: sick Current Music: violins
Monday, May 30th, 2005
8:57 pm	A'right STOP....Slammertime Sorry I haven't written for awhile, y'all, but I was in jail. Yup. Got caught shoplifting some Entenmann's crumb topped donuts from Wal-Mart. But one of my cop buddies got me out today for a twenty if ya' know what I mean. The good news is that they were filming an episode of Cops! in Omaha that day. I can't believe I'm gonna be on Cops! AND Jerry. Finally everything is going right in my life! It's all gonna work out and I'm gonna be rich and famous! Current Mood: sore mouth Current Music: Kid Rock
Saturday, May 28th, 2005
7:10 pm	So Many Oppertunities Just got to thinkin' today how great my life really is. I mean, furst of all, I have Nizzle, an amazing imaginary boyfriend who does everything I've always dreamed of. Second of all, I got a decent car that was repossessed a few weeks ago. Third of all I got 2 kids worth of child support checks rollin' in every month for more Whoppers and donuts for me. Forth of all, I dropped by Jenny Craig today and turns out they got a new scale that can handle up to a metric ton! So I don't have to go to the truck scale at the weighbridge on the freeway anymore, y'all! This is a good thing too cuz the people from Jerry Springer sent me a $500 gift card for Krispy Kreme's. They said they wanted to make sure I didn't lose any weight before the taping of my show or else our contract would be void. I love Jerry because he loves and accepts me for who I am. There's a special Mardi Gras edition of Cops! on now. Today is the best day ever! Current Mood: manic Current Music: ripped off rap on my ripped off Ipod
Friday, May 27th, 2005
9:42 pm	Genetic Lottery Just lookin' in the mirror and feelin' a little depressed. I mean, y'all already know I weigh over 300 lbs, right? So I was thinkin'....how come I still have B cup breasts? That's so unfair, y'all... I mean, I don't even have the one good thing that comes out of being morbidly obese. Brb gotta go pick up some creamy at the Dairy Queen... Current Mood: depressed Current Music: mp3's on my "free" Ipod
Friday, May 27th, 2005
2:30 pm	Lotto Dreams On my way to Dunkin' Donuts today, I stopped and bought a few lotto tickets. If I have the winning ticket, I'm gonna send Nizzle out to collect for me since there are several warrants for my arrest and stuff. Then me and Nizzle are gonna live happily ever aftur. Get us a nice big trailer down in Manatee, Florida right on the Redneck Riviera and just live the high life. I might even get me some plastic surgery, to disguise myself from the authorities and stuff. I'm thinkin bariatric surgery, breast enlargement, a face lift, and then I need to get all those rotten teeth pulled out. Wish me luck, y'all! Current Mood: delusional
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
9:01 pm	You asked for it Well, this is it, stalkers, I'm not gonna take it anymore. I've bought my own domain name and everything. WWW.GANGSTATRASH.COM Gonna tell my story for the whole world to hear. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I ain't nuthin' but a trick ass bitch with a dream. And no punk ass Live Journal nazi is gonna be able to take down my site. Stalkers, you really blew it, now. Now I'm exposing EVERYTHING. Current Mood: hungry Current Music: gangsta donut beats
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
8:19 am	I Suck Dick For Donuts Krispy Kremes! Dunkin' Donuts! Winchell's! Where u @????? Well, it's 5am, in Omaha, NE I'm hungry as fuck without a thing to eat So I hop in my Ford and I follow the smell of sweet dough fried in fat I said I'm hungry as hell (nizzle!) Only problem is don't got a dime to my name i'm a workin' girl, bitch, and i ain't got no shame i spot a fat cop i know my choices are plenty just gotta suck his dick dot my eye for a twenty 20 donuts, that is, fuck the baker's dozen for 20 apple fritters i'd even fuck my own cousin dick 4 donuts da da da dick 4 donuts (nizzle!) dick 4 donuts i suck dick 4 donuts just give me 20 bear claws, i'll be good to go, here in Omaha i'm known as the Krisky Kreme Hoe 20 cinnamon rolls, 20 Napoleans, too, 20 sprinkled, 20 glazed, I suck dick till I'm blue i'll eat 40 donut holes and that's before sunrise, for 6 whole-milk Coolattas, i'll let u jizz on my thighs dick 4 donuts da da da dick 4 donuts (nizzle!) dick 4 donuts i suck dick 4 donuts Current Mood: hungry Current Music: ripped off rap beats
5:42 am	Lyrical Trash Now look, I ain't yer average G, Because I'm down wit obesity, and also stealin' intellectual property, what can i say, y'all? just let me be me... Current Mood: copycat Current Music: ripped off Eminem beats
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
8:15 pm	Stardumb Just watchin' American Idol right now, heard them say that they're gonna have auditions all summer long. So I got to thinkin'....maybe I could audition in Chicago while I'm in town for Jerry. Finally, everything in my life is coming together, y'all! I'm gonna be a star! This is my chance to introduce Gangsta Trash to the entire country. Maybe I could give Simon a blow job and he'll go easier on me. Cuz I don't really have any talent. Just a tale or two I'm gonna weave together for y'all with my fresh Gangsta Trash beats, y'all. I might cry though if Simon tells me to lose my fat ass. Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: gangsta trash beats
4:12 pm	Intimate Moment Today Nizzle told me he had something that I needed to know. He took my hand and his eyes started to tear and he told me his name was really Jake. He said that he was so embarassed to have the most white sounding name. I hugged him and told him that our imaginary relationship would overcome this and that it didn't matter to me. Then I asked him if I could call him Jizzle. He slapped me when I asked him that. I feel so comfortable with this relationship, like we were really meant for each other. Current Mood: sentimental Current Music: Soap Opera music
11:24 am	New 'Puter Guess what, y'all? I got a new 'puter. Nizzle got it at the swap meet. I had some trouble setting it up though. That's cuz when I called in to tech support they wanted to know the number on the back of the 'puter and Nizzle filed that metal down so I couldn't make it out. He said that's what you do with 'puters you get from the swap meet and that's why he got it for $50. But Nizzle promised me that it's good as new. What would I do without my Nizzle? Current Mood: manic Current Music: illegal peer2peer downloads
10:30 am	Stupid Shit Seems like the school year will never fucking end. Had to go to some stupid school event for my damn kid today. Like I have time for this type of shit. Just because I gave birth to him doesn't mean I'm supposed to care about his schoolin and shit. I mean, I've got shit of my own to worry about. Like working on that Burger King contest for a year's worth of free Whoppers. Gotta sign up for all those free AOL accounts and shit to increase my chances of winning. I was also in the middle of a box of Krispy Kremes. Well I managed to sneak out in the middle and run home to work on my shit. So here I am. I will not be a BK loser. I know I'm gonna win cuz of my great attitude too. Fuck, it's time to go pick the brat up now. Will write more later. Current Mood: irritated Current Music: illegal limewire downloads
7:59 am	Freedom of Speech Hey, y'all. I'm getting sort of sick of my stalkers taking down my Live Journal profiles. Alls I ever did was try to tell things from my point of view. If this profile is taken down I guess I'm gonna have to go big time with this, as in MY OWN WEBSITE. That's what my attorney said to do. But we'll see. It's up to you, stalkers....Yer that scared of the truth? Current Mood: self-righteous Current Music: voices in my head
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
4:28 pm	You just might be white trash if... 1. You get moving violations on your house. 2. You regularly use the word "oppertunity". 3. You make less than $10,000 a year yet you still vote Republican because you ain't no pinko commie liberal. 4. You weight more than 300 pounds yet you still consider yourself the "Mae West" of your trailer park. 5. You live in a trailer park. 6. There's a Confederate flag on the living room wall of your best friend Tanqueray's trailer. 7. Your best friend is named Tanqueray. 8. Tanqueray is so old that her husband actually fought for the Confederacy in the Civil War. 9. Your other friend is named Lolita. 10. You message ebay sellers asking them if they accept payment in the form of food stamps. 11. You have to inflate your mattress. Current Mood: self-deprecating
10:42 am	Luxery Apartment Here's a pic of my new luxery apt in Miami: Current Mood: proud Current Music: don't got none